We synced sarcasm.
The rest followed.

It was late 2024. We were running two different companies. Jasmine in marketing. Lisa in tech. And we kept ending up on the same client calls.
With the same chaos.

Strategy was over here, execution was over there. With a big muddle in the middle. Then came the call. No agenda. Eleven people invited, five unmuted, one clearly microwaving lunch. Jasmine and Lisa locked eyes and rolled them in perfect sync. So we did the unthinkable: we booked a call without the client. Just the two of us. In 45 minutes, we solved what usually takes four strategy meetings and a small emotional breakdown. We looked at each other (this time no eye-roll) and realised…

“This is the actual service”

Jasmine’s spent her career trying to get product teams to admit that the real problem isn’t the market, it’s the message. But she needed proof, numbers, tests. Not just vibes.

Lisa had the data, the tech, the lot. Everything except a desire to talk to people. Especially the ones who think strategy means a 42-slide deck with 38 of them labeled “optional.”

Jasmine had the mouth. Lisa had the machine.

So we joined forces

We’re egonomix: The no-nonsense growth hacking agency built for businesses that want answers, not assumptions. We exist to kill guesswork, find out what the market really wants and scale your growth faster than your competitors can schedule their next strategy meeting.

No endless strategic alignment. No putting juniors on your account and calling it leverage. And no waiting until Q4 to try something bold.

Just clear strategy, fast execution and big ROI, or your money back.