Growth so aggressive, you’ll need a gumshield
Go to market
So you need to deliver some serious numbers? We guarantee results, with strategy, creative, media buying and data science, all in one retainer.
“I had three interns and a vision board to execute our digital sales strategy. Six weeks later, we had glitter everywhere and zero growth. egonomix stepped in, now we have clean data and actual revenue.”
— Recovering optimist
Get the kind of ROI that looks like a typo
Everything’s handled by us. All you need to do is count the money.
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Get your own personal growth team, with direction from senior marketers and strategists, and execution from idea-monster creatives. No juniors. No hand-holding. Everyone’s at the top of their game.
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Whether your targets are growth, revenue or retention, we run ongoing marketing experiments to keep testing and improving. Whatever the channel, we’ll find your customers and tell them what needs saying to help you hit your goals.
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We do not mess around. One of our founders stays hands-on with you throughout the retainer, making sure everything is geared towards your growth. If you don’t see results, you don’t pay us. Simple.
The part where we show you we’re nothing like all those deeply boring, wannabe growth hacking agencies
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We’re founder-led, hands-on and common-sense driven. Just as comfortable on the mean streets as we are in the spreadsheets. And just as funny in real life as we are on the internet.
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Formulas and AI prompts are a pretty colour palate, but they only take you so far. We use unheard-of ways to reach people, test ideas on them and eventually turn them into buyers. Always with the human touch.
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We assemble research samples from scratch, speaking to real people who actually spend money in your category. Not panel members who make a living from telling researchers what they want to hear.
Book your 30-minute
fit check
A free consultation with our founders.
Which feels like speed dating, but with fewer awkward silences.
You bring your goals, your headaches and your dream outcome. We’ll bring brains, honesty and a team who goes all in. If it clicks, great. If not, we promise not to cry about it.